Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Good night!
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
Impulse purchase
Today, I wanted a Stranger Things flashlight, but I saw they were out of stock at Target so I ordered one on Mercari. The Target website later got more in, so I paid double the original price with shipping included. I’m done online shopping for myself. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML
Lonely
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Welcome to middle age
Today, I found out I've been adulting too long when I noticed that the bags at Smart & Final are shorter than the last time I was here. FML
Rip it up and start again
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
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bhangu023 0
It'll get better as long as you don't give up:)
walkern1891 0
I'm in college and sometimes target is expensive
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kportal69 5
It's already been discovered. I call it the "rich man's" classy wal-mart.
Bloothebawss 9
I'm in the same boat...
juicebox244 0
Well at least the dollar tree or walmart isn't an "expensive store"
LovelyLadyFriend 9
I've been at that point for a long time now. Try couponing. Despite popular belief, it actually works. :D
moggatron 0
Bahaha... I couldn't agree with you more. I reached that point about a year ago.
oSaraho_fml 2
Targets always been the 'expensive' store in my opinion.
luvd2death 0
I shop goodwill on a regular, and the only "New" clothes I get are usually presents. Bite me.
RealDjRatchet 0
We on da same st.
cagesgirl 0
feel ya sister! yay to salvation army!
Dizz3499 0
Just wait until wal mart becomes the expensive store....