Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML
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Top comments
Zomlette 0
At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.
LadyLovely08 0
What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.
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Comments (99)
mr_mick 0
thats stupid, why werent you on sound, why were YOU asked to fill in, adn obviously if you are having spiteful feelings, would you agree?
ak7987 0
ydi for going in the first place
mwbddh2 0
Regardless of how idiotic his sn sounds, HeyHookers is right. Do you have a dick or do you sit to piss?
Jimboom 12
If you ended on bad terms then tell her to go F**k herself. Or just charge her a stupid amount of money and if she says no then say "Oh dear, what a pity, nevermind" and walk away. But if you ended on ok terms then this isn't really a FYL.
fmh123 0
If they were in bad terms I doubt he would help her wedding lol, but that must have been really awkward
intrepid00 0
I thought you'd be happy to give away your ex. haha that sucks man.
teamhat 0
I really would not be happy doing this. Sorry for you :(
Raheemdplayer 7
How is this bad? I have an ex who is like my best mate and she goes out with my best friend but if this was the case id find it rather funny to rehearse with her?
fudrick 0
@#36 Maybe because not everyone is in perfect standing with every one of their ex's?
xrudeboyrock 29
in that case, it wouldn't be an FML! Sounds like OP is either still hung up or it's just awkward, not on good terms like some exes.
BurpusMe 0
It's not too late - you can win her back at the 11th hour! Just kidding. YDI!
streetmember 0
it's your fault, even if you are the only soundtech. you can still refuse to do the sound! I would! sometimes you have to be an ass to prevent life being a bitch to you! ;-)