Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML
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Top comments
Zomlette 0
At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.
LadyLovely08 0
What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.
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Comments (99)
k99 5
Am I the only one who thought of RENT when they read this? C'mon, "The Tango Maureen". No? Ahh, whatever. Sorry dude, sounds like a small town.
k99 5
Am I the only one that thought of RENT when they read this? C'mon, " The Tango Maureen". No? Ahhh, whatever . Sorry dude, must be a small town.
stephkristine 13
Sucks. Why are you the sound person for your exs wedding? Either way, at least you're getting paid and you only deal with it for a few minutes or so. But still, YLS
TheImaginarySong 16
Oh my gosh that's freaking terrible!!!! Bro you need a hug or something man
cwl727 33
She didn't protest?
mikelangele 15
am I the only one who is thinking that no way in hell would I be giving my services to my ex and if I'm the only one in town all the sweeter.
fantasyworld 39
Say no.
anon385 23
I would say no