Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML
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Top comments
Zomlette 0
At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.
LadyLovely08 0
What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.
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Comments (99)
plexico 4
This should be one of the happiest days of your life -- the bitch getting remarried means the end of your alimony and child support payments. Ding-dong, the witch is dead and you don't have to pay her anymore!
RuralNinja 0
Exactly, I couldn't have said it better myself.
kukopia 0
What an ignorant douche. A PAIR of them!! Either parent re-marrying does NOT terminate child support!! Go back under your covers until mommy brings you another PBJ w/ the crust cut off.
plexico 4
You know the law in all fifty states?! If so, good on you; if not, STFU!
Roberto_66 0
You poor dude! I'd lose it. But surely soooomeone else could have done it?
Pastor_Rich 0
hey, I was the pastor and he agreed to fill in
dm630 0
why is a pastor on fml?
flinkpamingo 0
That was very mature and kind of you. If your heart wasn't broken, look at it as being one step closer to someone else's problem.
thelonelylurker 0
Small town, eh?
Rascal_620 0
thats not an FML. You should be happy that your ex has found someone she loves instead of feeling sorry for yourself.
skippydoda 32
Well, FYL for having to do the sound at the rehearsal, but YDI it for sticking up for yourself and saying no to walking her down the aisle, even if it was fake.
meganisarobot 0
Makes you wonder who was running sound while he was walking her down the aisle.
Kitola 2
And this is why I'm glad my ex doesn't do wedding videography anymore.
kukopia 0
Closure. And hopefully the end of alimony.