Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
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Top comments
WhackTheJackal 22
Wow, that's horrible. I hope you can get your car fixed and anything against you found false.
Sneado 20
Photo evidence of the incident should clear you.
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Comments (100)
rachelllllb 18
sorry op.... karma will come her way soon
Awkward4thewin 11
Shoulda had a V8
R2Y2 22
Haha wtf, how does this even fit?
DJ_Pelco 20
That's what she said ;)
jacjax 10
that's some bullshit OP hope your car gets repaired and you make her pay for it
writerchic85 26
Banks have cameras so you should be able to prove your innocence. Not to mention the damage to your car.
WitEluded 13
At the end of the day, you will win this one. You've got the damaged car. Presumably, so does she. Next, if you remember the car, how else would you know the kind of car she drives? Lastly, tell the cops to review the video footage from the bank's security cameras. Once you get it sorted out, report it to the branch manager AND corporate. She will not only wind up in legal trouble for the hit and run, but also lose her job. Don't give up OP, people like that need to suffer the consequences of their actions.
Zzapper77 12
Agree. I assume misuse og the silent alarm is a pretty big deal
ILikeKoalas 24
What a complete bitch. I can't imagine doing that to someone and not paying to fix it! It's just morally wrong!
LeashaJoy5595 28
Oh man, I hope she gets some major penalties for not only the car, but for misusing the silent alarm too. She sounds like an all around awful person
Onyx3288 22
That really sucks. I just don't understand why you wouldn't call while you were outside. Why on earth would you tell her?! Go outside, call the police, tell them what happened... She was at work, she wasn't going to escape through the vault and into Narnia. If she had no regrets about driving away after hitting your car, what made you think she wouldn't pull something like this when cornered?
LovingMySimeon 9
You need to press charges as soon as everything gets cleared up. Also, speak to her boss, she needs to be fired.
thejonac 21
if you had any photos of it, use it and try to find witnesses and you'll be fine :)