Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
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Top comments
WhackTheJackal 22
Wow, that's horrible. I hope you can get your car fixed and anything against you found false.
Sneado 20
Photo evidence of the incident should clear you.
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Comments (100)
Lexipants 21
Not sure why you'd call 911. That wasn't an emergency.
hellphone_fml 37
you need a police report on car accidents for insurance and court reasons
dbt88 15
Okay, but it's still not an emergency. Nobody was dying, nobody was being robbed, etc... OP recognized a suspect. Non emergency line. They exist for a reason.
thecrazymancan 17
Most people don't know about the non-emergency line. Nor do they know what it is. So how on Earth do you expect them to call it?
dbt88 15
Most people do. They just A) are too stupid to know what an emergency actually is or B) aren't in a city they're familiar with so they just dial the 911... Good way to piss off a dispatcher.
mads_nicole 19
Damn that's wrong
Ironic_Meme 10
Now it's time to actually give the cops something to arrest you for.
meisan 12
hit her with your car and drive off
killigan 12
I hope the bank teller loses her job... And her license
vikky538 29
People are so mean and rude these days
ladyg228 15
Please give us a follow up!!
Sathane 21
Well, that's easy enough to prove. Compare the damage on your car to the damage on hers. Now you can have her charged with fleeing the scene of an accident, false accusation (I'm assuming since she hit that alarm), and you can get her fired from her job for abusing the emergency systems. Make it happen and teach that bitch a lesson.
mynoch 7
I would not entrust someone like that to handle anyone's money.
hsbzjsnsos 12
They have security cameras all over banks, you'll be fine but guess who will be paying for your car and going to jail for a while for wasting police time and faking a bank robbery.