Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML
Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
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cheezball63 8
Damn that's cold
ninjala 10
Shitlord. I can't get over that title.
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Comments (79)
bestbelieve 9
Damn. I should have done that when I saw my ex at the mall. Oh well
Krystal3408 32
He's a cunning asshole. Do something worse back. Scream that he can't buy you with money or something. It'll make him look awful.
Wafflestomper 22
Maybe you should have pretended like you didn't know him. See if he can remember you name. Edit: Also, some "best friend".
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Good thing you dumped his ass.
LudicMonster 22
Sacrifice him to the Gods
Xotoolyxo 16
Psycho
randm_dude 9
Kudos to the guy. Well played, sir. You have to admit he did a good troll job there. Not making a moral judgement here, just saying he trolled op quite well.
Coolet90 7
this is when it helps to be quick and witty you should have had a comeback. such as anything like what others have said
russfml 31
Be glad that piece of work did cheat on you. He sounds like a coward and a scum bag fyl. There's way better guys out there than that piece of shit
Chris93Jones 20
should have took the high road. your ex best friend is a bad friend, they deserve each other and when she cheats on her, don't plan on taking her back as a good friend