Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.
Beeftinkle 13
I think you should just relax and have fun.
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Comments (127)
Covy 3
That's good...you'll have another in with your boss which could have a positive influence on your career
Likian5 26
Good to know you two have a common interest. Wouldn't use it as a conversation starter, though.
dan_in_wi 12
party! party! party! and on Monday, ask for a raise
CharresBarkrey 16
... A raise for what? OP can't really blackmail their manager since they, too, were there.
Cavebone 5
U were there too!
perdix 31
Hmmm. It's kind of "meh" if you're both Ss or both Ms. If she's the S and you're the M, that's just the normal hierarchy at work. But, if you are the S and she's the M, you're on your way to a very fulfilling career. We're expecting pics and videos, please.
Ray_of_midnight 23
It's actually pretty amazing how many high-powered management types are sexual submissives. After a day ordering people around it's probably nice to have someone else making the decisions for you.
Tidus0 17
She may be your boss but she still is a human. Perhaps you come across someone she can actually talk to away from the work place as friends.
perdix 31
Next day at work, you can order lunch from Dominatrix Pizza ;)
Tuney_Loons 2
You get to beat the shit out of her away from work and you can both enjoy it. Make sure you get pics if it turns bad at work
HortonThelephant 15
Would you leather she just stared at you awkwardly? If you don't chainge your ways OP, she might really start cracking the whip to boost productivity. At least you had a pun night!
harp 9
Job security.....