Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
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Top comments
kxlovesyou 0
HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER???? thats unacceptable
emer_helena 0
If you wanted to see it that badly, you should have forced yourself to stay awake
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Comments (250)
john_bell 0
I swear the première isn't until tonight
shostakovich 0
Good, you didn't miss anything. Harry Potter is bad fiction, and the movies are also horrible as well.
badwolfbluebox 7
you frickin twilighter...
lkhardin 13
Harry Potter is the best series ever written, thank you very much. Don't mess with a Potterhead.
troutinasuit 0
I'm guessing that you went to the premiere of one of the other films, or you went to a premiere that's already happened. Your sig says you're from the UK and (as of right now - 3:40pm) the UK premiere doesn't start for a couple more hours! Though admittedly it is raining in London at the moment... :P
taylor714 7
well they are a few hrs diference
StarrieyedFML 0
..... It hasn't been released yet... The Premier in the UK isn't till tonight. So this is a Crock-O-Shit.
tranman978 0
Ydi for waiting that long for a dam movie based off of a fictional book
carolizzle712 0
as opposed to going to the premiere of a documentary? what was your point with the fictional thing? tons of movies are fictional.
whitesmoke 0
the more I read everyones comments on this website... the more I realize how many duds are out there. Harry Potter sucks unless your under the age of 14, and even still you're pushing it... and the only response this Sh!tty little "FML" should be getting is, "GET SOME F-ING GRAMMAR SKILLS"
FreshAsCrap 0
what the heck? i'm pretty sure you just described Twilight not Harry Potter. i honestly think you should get out more often. Not that many people under 14 like Harry Potter simply because they aren't in the times of the book. The first book came out around when the 14 year olds were born. I know people from age 7 to 89 who love the Harry Potter series. It is legendary. Anyone with good taste will disagree with you.
ari_lee 0
Exactly! Plus seeing as I was in my pre teen years when the first book came out, I followed the series because I loved it so much when I was younger and I still enjoyed reading it. How hard is it to understand people like different things? *sigh*
alexmk 0
Yeah I read the first book when I was seven; I've almost grown up with Harry Potter. I'm turning sixteen in two days and I still think it's the most fantastic series! Harry Potter > Twilight :D
lolololcheese 0
who ****** brought up twilight? do I have to smack a bitch?
UncleverName_FYL 0
#128 FTW, you're an awesome chick
senordude 0
YDI for trying to see Harry Potter
_cheeseballs 0
FAAAAAAAKE premiere in london isnt untill tonight! you can't have already seen it! I swear 'fml's' take ages to moderate.
ultraslick 0
YDI, you know it's the exact same movie that will be in theatres on sunday afternoon in 2 weeks. No one is ever impressed because you saw a movie the first day it was out.
SimpleSimon 0
Agreed, why the hell do people do this?!
alliemi 0
People don't do it so they can impress other people. They go because they're excited to see it, and they're excited to meet up with a bunch of other people who like Harry Potter at the same time and talk about. It's exciting, it's an event.
lastminuteperm 0
Now you know not to go to movies when your tired. Lesson learned.