Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
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kxlovesyou 0
HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER???? thats unacceptable
emer_helena 0
If you wanted to see it that badly, you should have forced yourself to stay awake
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Comments (250)
Shotta 3
YDI for liKing Harry Potter. That shit is nerdy as hell.
lolololcheese 0
It's ok...just use that trusty timeturner!
Casualt1234 0
i plan on making next week's premier even though it's right after my college orientation. and if you don't like harry potter, it's because you're retarded. My AP Lit teacher considered the series almost a work of classic literature. critical thinking, deep analysis? use your brains, people.
rosierules 0
The premiere is happening now! So this is either someone with a time machine or it's fake!
lolololcheese 0
a timeturner? ;)
loooooooooool_fml 1
Get something like uTorrent and wait till the torrent of this movie is out. Why pay when you can see it on your computer for free and quite possibly in BETTER quality than in the movies?
Summer_Girl567 0
It really pissed me off when people called people who like Harry Potter "nerds". What the Hell? What gives you the right to dictate how other people live their lives? If they wanna see the movie, SO WHAT. I'm entiteld to my personal opinion about this, as are you. But seriously people? It says "Be respectful!" Some people go to far on this. And who the hell said Harry Potter is a childrens book!? It is definatley not. People of all ages enjoy the book!! "Projecting" says he is 21 and loves them! And in case you havn't noticed thats an adult! I'm really sorry you missed it! It will still be in theatres! ;) (P.S) Yes, I have typo's sorryy
twil_fml 0
I'm going to the premiere where I live, I'll learn from your mistakes and get lots of sleep before hand, fyl for missing it
staceybby 0
YDI for being lame enough to queue up in the rain and wait so long. it's a ******* film for god sake.
Avenging_Angel 0
HOW DO YOU ******* FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER?!? You're a disgrace to humanity >.<
AngryC4t 0
YDI for getting in a huge line to see a movie, just wait a few more days, seriously.