Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kxlovesyou 0
HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER???? thats unacceptable
emer_helena 0
If you wanted to see it that badly, you should have forced yourself to stay awake
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (250)
bloop123abc 0
YDI for saying "queued-up".
greenltrn2003 0
most of you ppl are ****** idiots. Shes in the UK...
Nightfallz 0
YDI. why don't people just wait to see it. you don't have to be the first to see it
sondramcfail 0
Coffee. Red Bull. Whatever. Jeez.
morglyt 0
HOW THE HELL DID YOU SEE HARRY POTTER ALREADY?! IT ISN'T OUT UNTILL THE FOURTEENTH!!!
vansareyellow 0
I'm 13 and in LOVE with Harry Potter. I'm re-reading the series real quick before Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Premier on July 15th. I'm SOOO excited. I feel bad you fell asleep. Sorry to hear that! You can go again though. Man! I wanted you know how it was! Dang it! It looks AMAZING! Definatly FML!
Lythiaren 8
YDI for liking Harry Potter and supporting Rowling's giant ego trip.
godyourethick 0
YDI if you have that little taste.
Travestie616 0
This is for you and the person above you. What the ****? Ego trip? Little taste? She creates an entire fascinating universe and a crazily complex storyline out of nowhere and somehow it's crap? Please, oh please, show me your accomplishments. I'm sure you aren't simply jealous of her success or pissed because you can't read above a third-grade level. Right.. and I suppose your next comment will be that J.R.R. Tolkien was a bastard. Go suck on a pacifier, seriously.
UnicornLover 0
How Would You Fall Asleep? I Will Be SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME! @Spoilers; Guys STFU. Srsly. Some People Dont Wanna Know What Happens.
carolizzle712 0
do you seriously not know what happens by now? do you live under a rock?
projecting 0
OK, maybe YDI because you catching premieres isn't more important than sleep. But you don't deserve it because you "like Harry Potter...have little tase..." etc. I'm 21, and I like Harry Potter. Maybe it's because it came out when I was young, and I've followed it since I loved it so much at that age. So if you want to judge me because of what I like to read, I don't really care what you think anyway. Go read "Great Expectations" and act like you understood what happened just to say you read it and impress your buddies. Judging people based on stupid things like that pisses me off.