Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML
Today, I was yelled at and humiliated by my otherwise awesome brother-in-law for my supposed lack of effort in the planning of a baby shower for my very pregnant sister. The kicker? Her huge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby shower has been in the works for a month, and is happening this weekend. FML
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Better act appreciative to prevent him from giving you another "I'm sorry" present for this year.
cocacola999 27
Were they at least friends and relatives? Or did he just put a sign up: "Come in, there's booze"?
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Comments (15)
Cali 57
I guess my invite got lost in the mail?
Qandol 26
Grab his credit card and order food, and tell him since he missed your wedding and this is your present from him.
pandaxpress 19
I'm sure a little credit card fraud, Chinese food, and 3 hots and a cot will more than make up for it....
ThrottleJockey 36
Panda, you just described a normal Christmas with my family.
cocacola999 27
Were they at least friends and relatives? Or did he just put a sign up: "Come in, there's booze"?
Tripartita 45
Better act appreciative to prevent him from giving you another "I'm sorry" present for this year.
RichardPencil 32
You're mad that he threw you a bigger, funner party than you could for about 1/50th of the price.
KillerKeemstar 7
I'd assume the reason this is an FML because OP had prepared something romantic, and private, with his/ or her spouce for their anniversary
RichardPencil 32
Perhaps. Or he invited all the guys she ever slept with and those who wanted to.
mariri9206 32
At least, his heart was in the right place. (I hope, anyway).
KingKralj 31
This needs a follow up
fsomelife 26
That is hilarious though.
SargeRho 6
That's...actually kind of amazing xD
Love_L0ST 13
That would have been awesome what's wrong with you!!