Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw some really nice dining room chairs sitting out on the curb waiting for the garbage man. I went to the door to ask the owners why they were throwing them out. They told me it was because they had just bought new furniture. While I was talking to the owner, somebody else picked them up. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I was on the road, driving home. Before I'd headed out, I'd scored six amazing large house plants for free. My kids picked them up for me, and delivered them to my dining room. My husband put them out on the patio for me, in the sun, and burned them. Bye bye $100+ in free plants. FML
Today, I paid 100$ for a trash service to pick up my broken couch. Minutes later, I got an email from someone finally replying to my ad for a free couch. FML
Today, after finally convincing my wife to let me donate the piles of junk lying around, I was backing out of the driveway with a full load when she ran out going, "Wait, wait!" She wants to go through everything and try to sell it. Back to square fucking one. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
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Top comments
FMASS 0
so what ? u gave it for free ur neighbor took it and sell it
gooBUZZ 0
OP, don't complain. You said free, what else do you expect? Once someone takes it, they're allowed to do whatever they want with it.
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Comments (72)
Ryonix 0
ydi it must be worth something ya dumbass. obviously if he's having a sale he'd take free stuff and sell it
TheCheyenneMorga 3
You're neighbor is awesome. I like the way he thinks.
Tarak_fml 7
he outsmarted u. big deal. not an FML
DakotaCat 4
I suggest you axe him up and put him in a woodchipper, a la Fargo.
Dewaune 0
wow lol
fjretsel 1
put the sign on yourself. it might take longer for you to get picked then the table.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Dizamn! Burn his house down too, while you're at it.
TheZarola 10
I ROFL'd at this one. Favorited. YDI. It was theirs to take, and if you prefer getting some money too, you shouldn't have made it free. You sound butthurt.
ilovdorks101 0
Well you never know maybe a person stole the table and you thought it was actually sold.
MrsPegg 45
smart neighbor...