NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Kimberly
France
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
:/
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
tbeemcgeebee
United States
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Jakeok
Fraser, United States
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.
CitrusGirl 0
No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.
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Comments (133)
ladylora 2
facebook and facebook chat suck!! I never log on to that chat! And I only get on fb twice a week.There are SO many other fun,thought provoking websites! Fb is mindless! If I were you,I'd Try to get away from it.
ProhibitionRose 14
People aren't going to realize you're on a lot unless you're the person who is constantly checking for a new update to like/comment on.
Petunia888 13
I hate FMLs like this. It just makes you look even more pathetic than you actually are.
Bubbie24 0
Haha
ilovepandaz 2
how doe that show u have a life?
imbored666 5
come up with newer fmls. there are hella fmls like this
coolwhiplova 1
Wow well it seems like you don't have a life hu?
Lopo2012 0
@ilovepandaz it means he went some where or did somtin not just sitin on computer
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
sorry but people probaly dont think about does things they car about them so grow up and go do somthing !!
LoonyPheebs 0
You're breathing. You may have no social lfe, but that isn't to be confused with a life. Log off and get out.