NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Kimberly
France
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
:/
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
tbeemcgeebee
United States
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Jakeok
Fraser, United States
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.
CitrusGirl 0
No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.
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Comments (133)
jvmockingbird 0
that's pathetic
emilyAluster5858 0
I always go offline...isn't that what it's for?
BeatNik169 3
Purposely as opposed to by mistake?
MilanKing 0
that was actually funny, how pathetic are you :)
JessicaHearts 3
I always do that. haha but if people are online enough to see how often you are online, they're just as guilty.
oukester 0
are you Holly Moulton?
MurphyS94 4
It's odd when people say that if you spend a lot of time on Facebook, you don't have a life. I would safely say that more then half of my friends who are more into the "popular crowd" and who go out to parties and such are online at any given moment that I am. It makes sense; more of a life= more statuses to post and pictures to upload.
AnimeOtakuist 0
can you say FML if you're only pretending to have one?... ' . '
samanthaNN 0
63- yet I see on every fml I look at, you comment on it... I thought you had a life.
rachhmoo 0
I always do that