yum yogurt
United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GogurtBadass
Olympia, United States
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
LostInSunday
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
Dipping Tired
Brooklyn, United States
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
FistFighter
United States
Night fight
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Top comments
boredblonde 17
definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!
DrOfTheInternet 6
Fruit punch?
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Comments (328)
FrostHeart 36
40, you made it sound like someone was jacking their little "tube"
andrew8795 0
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!! wait...
lostintime94 5
Lol! I laughed at this.
lostintime94 5
Lol! I laughed at this.
laurenzoo5 2
love gogurt
enonymous 9
36 you and your friends are into gogurt bukake? I'm diggin it
alex54231 11
hahaha that's happen to me trying to get that last bit of yogurt out. d:
Furytalon 14
Haha don't worry I do it too :(, one time I did it really hard and my nose started bleeding
SiriusBlack97 17
Ouchhh!! I did that once.
zachrulz5 0
Youre a hardass.
DDpandaz 0
It's just squeezing a tube...
Jaylan_o 5
Ha. I've done that so many times... just leave the last little bit in the bottom of the pouch, being greedy and trying to wrench it out ALWAYS results in a fist to the face
bizarre_ftw 22
Why not just cut the tube open? Why so much violence when everything could be solved with a knife *creepy smile*
Jaylan_o 5
I can only imagine your garbageman's horror when he opens your bins to find dozens of mutilated gogurts :P