Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, I found the missing sock from my laundry inside the sleeve of a hoodie I’d already worn twice. I now know where my laundry goes to hide from me. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “Sweetie, I found something weird in your laundry basket.” My mind raced through every possible embarrassing scenario. I called her in panic, and she said, “Why are there 18 single socks?” I’ve never been so relieved to be messy. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I did laundry and found one lone sock in the washer. Thinking I was done, I left it there and put the rest in the dryer. When I pulled out the clothes, the sock was missing. It was in the dryer all along, but I couldn’t find its partner anywhere. A sock black hole struck again. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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Top comments
Lorenzo1102 21
At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky
kimeatszombies 22
Oh god oh man oh god oh man.
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Comments (175)
MGKirby 5
just be like: could you do some laundry? I found some old socks under your bed
MrGibbs25 20
burn em, burn em with fire!
messymessiah 11
It's only natural. Surely it would be worse if he used it for that then put it in the wash and wore them afterwards? He's gotta use something, and tissues are a waste.
ShadowlessSpear 21
You can't be serious.
thewoodinator96 14
that's just grim.. I feel so sorry for you
quarterbird 18
Were you snooping?
WarMachine68 24
this physically hurts to read
burristhethird 16
Why the **** would we be jealous of a moron like you in ANY way, shape, or form? Honestly it makes me happy I am not you.
saymynamess 19
Some privacy plz. Boys don't have much to hide except this. Let us try to look into his sister stuffs.
bahamit 18
Assuming you were cleaning his room, well if he's old enough to be doing what he was doing he's old enough to clean his own room and do his own laundry and I sincerely hope you tucked them into his bed sheets... I think the message would be loud and clear...
Murilirum 23
Better the socks than a female.