Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, I found the missing sock from my laundry inside the sleeve of a hoodie I’d already worn twice. I now know where my laundry goes to hide from me. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “Sweetie, I found something weird in your laundry basket.” My mind raced through every possible embarrassing scenario. I called her in panic, and she said, “Why are there 18 single socks?” I’ve never been so relieved to be messy. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I did laundry and found one lone sock in the washer. Thinking I was done, I left it there and put the rest in the dryer. When I pulled out the clothes, the sock was missing. It was in the dryer all along, but I couldn’t find its partner anywhere. A sock black hole struck again. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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Top comments
Lorenzo1102 21
At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky
kimeatszombies 22
Oh god oh man oh god oh man.
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Comments (175)
xLifeisGoodx 10
Some of his socks must be missing its mate..
Marynfrankie 19
oh god thats sick!!!??
Liu1992 14
I hope he used clean socks!Actually you can't kill all the germs and viruses on the socks by washing them!so tell him to stop using socks before his penis is infected!!!!
annoyedperson 25
what was wrong with the socks
interesting33 37
he was presumeably using them to wank into.
annoyedperson 25
what's wank into
interesting33 37
urban dictionary the word 'wank' - it is how males **********
kellyem2 20
Sounds like it's time to start leaving extra boxes of tissues in the bathroom and dropping hints about clearing out the browser history.
DrCuddles 6
Throw them away, burn them, then wash your hands... twice.
tanker88118 5
I don't know how many times I have to tell parents stop trying to clean your sons rooms you are just babying him and you will find things you won't like
bobjope 17
What were you doing under your sons bed?
Keiraquarium 12
She was probably looking for dirty laundry etc. (which, unfortunately for her, she found)
Myo_fml 20
Apparently 35 since he suggested it.
Cassandra2015 21
rule of thumb .. never check under the bed