Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, I found the missing sock from my laundry inside the sleeve of a hoodie I’d already worn twice. I now know where my laundry goes to hide from me. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “Sweetie, I found something weird in your laundry basket.” My mind raced through every possible embarrassing scenario. I called her in panic, and she said, “Why are there 18 single socks?” I’ve never been so relieved to be messy. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I did laundry and found one lone sock in the washer. Thinking I was done, I left it there and put the rest in the dryer. When I pulled out the clothes, the sock was missing. It was in the dryer all along, but I couldn’t find its partner anywhere. A sock black hole struck again. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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Top comments
Lorenzo1102 21
At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky
kimeatszombies 22
Oh god oh man oh god oh man.
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Comments (175)
daemonsparta 16
fire cleanses
zfigs 0
Been there, done that...
tarlax 11
Crack 'em over your leg and throw 'em in the washing machine. Then buy your son some kleenex, ffs.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#129 What's a liquid witch and why is she cumming on our hands? Lol.
tarlax 11
Yeah well she was cleaning his room, not his girlfriend's vag.
wsj93 6
If he's old enough to do that, then you should never go in his room again.
Big_Bear99 19
Oh me, oh my. YDI helicopter mom. Throw him a box of kleenex and tell him to do his own laundry. He is old enough.
kiaora_fml 11
Get him a box of tissues, a rubbish bin and leave a note saying, "instead of using socks, use a tissue and clean up after your fun time" Just as bad as a guy leaving his wank tissues all over the place
Dave_Strider 0
i guess at least it wasn't your dad and they weren't in the fridge.
EcoAirWarrior 7
You need to fiercely discipline your son, punish him harshly for his deplorable behaviour and warn him of the grave consequences if he repeats this misdemeanour.
interesting33 37
Are you joking? Why does OP need to discipline her son? What has he done wrong? Masturbating?
AdamTB 26
I think you might be taking this a BIT too seriously. Just a bit.
flamingice13 11
how does it feel to have handled ur own sons nut.