Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, I found the missing sock from my laundry inside the sleeve of a hoodie I’d already worn twice. I now know where my laundry goes to hide from me. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “Sweetie, I found something weird in your laundry basket.” My mind raced through every possible embarrassing scenario. I called her in panic, and she said, “Why are there 18 single socks?” I’ve never been so relieved to be messy. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I did laundry and found one lone sock in the washer. Thinking I was done, I left it there and put the rest in the dryer. When I pulled out the clothes, the sock was missing. It was in the dryer all along, but I couldn’t find its partner anywhere. A sock black hole struck again. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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Top comments
Lorenzo1102 21
At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky
kimeatszombies 22
Oh god oh man oh god oh man.
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Comments (175)
bingalingading 12
the stupid...it hurts...
Joseph24689 14
Use tissue...
pjsr 33
Doesn't always work for hiding the evidence. Once I had a friend for a sleepover and we went through a lot of kleenexes. I nearly panicked when my mom said 'I noticed there were a lot of tissues in your trash can. Are you getting a cold?' ?
Alicimo 11
Okay this might sound weird but why did you and a friend go through so many tissues?
DavidLongford1 6
Slap him with them.
heyitslogan 16
Waiting for your sons fml when he realizes you found his stash
captainsmegma 12
Get him a hand towel and tell him to make sure it gets into the wash every week. It's just cum and young boys make a lot of it.
Geckosrock99 33
Just pull him aside and privately tell him you found his cum stained sock collection, cleaned them and give him a tissue box. Let him know that it's natural, I mean, its just puberty. Don't judge him while you tell him, its normal.
LegolasPrincess 10
Oh that's just nasty...
mads_nicole 19
Definitely read that in Cleveland's voice..
Lalala579121 28
They must be trolling, right? There's no way someone could be that stupid, right??? Dear god I hope I'm right.
MRP360 14
i enjoy seeing her get downvoted to oblivion
thesmeagol 22
Don't tell me how to live my life.