Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, I found the missing sock from my laundry inside the sleeve of a hoodie I’d already worn twice. I now know where my laundry goes to hide from me. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “Sweetie, I found something weird in your laundry basket.” My mind raced through every possible embarrassing scenario. I called her in panic, and she said, “Why are there 18 single socks?” I’ve never been so relieved to be messy. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I did laundry and found one lone sock in the washer. Thinking I was done, I left it there and put the rest in the dryer. When I pulled out the clothes, the sock was missing. It was in the dryer all along, but I couldn’t find its partner anywhere. A sock black hole struck again. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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Top comments
Lorenzo1102 21
At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky
kimeatszombies 22
Oh god oh man oh god oh man.
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Comments (175)
allyiscute1 22
Oh man this is awful!
hun3y206 23
Time to invest in Kleenex.
AvivS 12
... that there are rocks in them
HylianTwilight 21
Nuts would be more appropriate in this context.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe he should wear flip flops or sandals for awhile...maybe he'll re-think or find something better
Siddley 2
He should save socks and climax in them
laden_swallow09 35
That's the problem and the entire purpose of the FML.
tiredofwaiting 25
I do not even want to know lol.
expertsmilee 26
I can count the number of people I have ever met that are in the same intelligence range as this reject on...well...one finger.
hoosiergirl94 31
Burn them
countryb_cth 38
What idiot would flush socks down the toilet?
WOTAN1488 24
So, you've now touched two generations of sperm; the father's and the son's.