Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.
perdix 31
#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.
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Comments (105)
pexy_fml 16
And you do that evry time you shower
pxndiieinsanity 6
You can always lie. (;
linkinpark98 24
*BANG!*
rockman555555 3
The only reason you deserve this is cause you posted whining about it. Head banging in the shower is so metal, pulling neck muscles is a side effect, deal with it :P
rightspark 7
I daydream of women and being s a famous pro athletic when I shower;)
galt 13
No.
CaptTeemo 10
Haha I had my cousin do this while he was listening to dubstep in his car. No it wasn't while turning, it was just the drop at a red light. But about you, were you pretending to be in a mosh pit at a concert or just going crazy in the shower?
akito11 5
I voted you up cause you have teemo as your profile pic
russianmartini 2
*in Pickles the drummer voice* that is the most metal thing I've ever heard! High five!
Bladian 5
You. I like you.
Drizzelhell 3
Pickels the drummer!!! Hell yeah!!!!
soad2014 7
Pickles the drummer, doodly doo, ding dong diddly do do do :D
EnterSandman_fml 20
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Buy a guitar, practice it and your headbanging. Perhaps someday you won't be pretending. Also, don't trip over the cable and drill your balls into the arm of a chair in the ensuing fall. That sucks worse than pulled neck muscles.
Aspen_Grace33 27
At least you didn't head bang right into the shower shelf or wall. You could have been lying in the shower knocked out cold rather than just a sore neck.
alpacaman 5
Hey Wayne, it's Garth.
The_CL0GGER 0
Wayne's world FTW
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Who doesn't do that in the shower?