Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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perdix 31
Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.
perdix 31
#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.
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Comments (105)
Zachthejoker 10
At least you didnt bang your head against the wall, knocking yourself unconscious. Cause that would've sucked
SmexiiBacon 8
Problem?
unknown_user5566 27
That's the price you pay for being metal. Now you just need to do drugs and have an orgy in the shower, and you'll be all set.
KawiRacer69 5
not every person that does metal does drugs. and price you pay for being metal?
aylard 0
May I just say you're beautiful c:
davidsonfire924 0
Indeed
unknown_user5566 27
47- I used a hyperbole to make a joke. Obviously I know all muscians in the metal genre don't use drugs. I noticed you didn't comment on the bit about the orgy- is it safe to assume, then, that you believe all metal-heads have sex parties? Hmm, how interesting.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
My question is how exactly does one "do metal"? I'd do metal all the time, but I just haven't figured out how.
furfantasies 0
Practice makes perfect!
timmytimmyishate 0
Suck to suck bro dont be a rock star
timmytimmyishate 0
You pull your 2 in "muscles"
jwbfml 11
So which one are you? Beavis or Butthead
Dweeble 12
I thought people only sang or masturbated in the shower.
ChickInGreenVans 12
Clearly not..
pu_ccca19 10
I do that all the time
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
Well lesson learned. And OP be Careful next time that happen to my brother a couple of weeks ago too. :O hope you feel better ^.^