Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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perdix 31
Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.
perdix 31
#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.
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Comments (105)
soad2014 7
"I wasn't at a concert..." So? I headbang at church and school! I'm guessing you left your shower radio on. Was Iron Maiden playing? They get me going! :D
pablopoo 7
Keep headbanging bud!!!!!!!:D
fml849 7
OMG the exact same thing happened to me, but not in the shower, just in the living room. I was singing along to Paramore. The pain lasted about three days. Good luck.
tyler907 10
don't feel bad mang. I've done that more than a few times.
fattyhairdue 4
I head bang and sing in the shower x) haha' noo shame:p
dysonsimpson15 1
This made me laugh my ass off
DuckyDave 6
I pulled a neck muscle the other day haven't been able to get out of bed since.
ChickInGreenVans 12
One day is one day..
afropuffjake 9
If anything it means you have potential for serious stage presence: pick up an instrument and get the f**k out there!!
CrystalWest 4
...I thought I was the only one...