Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I was planning to propose to my girlfriend. I got out the ring and… she did the same. Coincidentally, she'd planned to propose to me, so we'd both got rings. Too bad our perfect moment was ruined by the bigot who called us “lezzers” and poured a pitcher of beer over both our heads. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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arielhoee 9
Putting a ring in food/drink is a stupid idea in the first place, there's this think called "choking". (:
jchansfan 0
Wow way to go Officer Jump the Gun. You could have always tackled him on the way out after you were sure you knew what was going on... No, I do not know why i'm talking as if the police officer is here... :P
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Pyrbaby 0
He was probably either a noob cop or he's been a cop FOREVER and STILL hasn't had his hero moment. Come on, the poor man was only looking to make the front page!! So FYL for being the unlucky target of some cop trying to get his moment of glory. And YDI for being incredibly ******* lame. Seriously, in the drink? I guess they cancel each out, which means you're just meh.
countrygirl2 0
did she at least say yes????
ilovetoeatbatman 0
"Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and watched him slip a ring into my glass. Then he proceeded to get tackled. FML"
plexico 4
Police officers are supposed to "protect and serve." He protected that girl from a horrible fate that would have left her with years of shame, degradation and humiliation. And, by the way, he KNEW it was an engagement ring! PS: OP, you got served.
tenkenshi 2
Its only years of shame and degradation if she said yes
plexico 4
The cop just couldn't take the chance.
XOfiestypixie 0
Win, Plexi, epic win. =)
mike1921 0
Plexico? Marry me? :P
XOfiestypixie 0
Plex is already married, but you can have his babies if you join the "Plexico have my babies" club. =)
darkblue_13 0
i like how you admit that you are being cliche
ban4023 0
did u get to purpose
cornsnake 0
what did she say?
ttownbeast 0
I'd sue the cop
meezer008 0
LMAO this is too funny i had to stifle my laughter cuz im at work, FYL because apparently u look like a date rapist LOL
tomberryboy 0
I disagree with number 1 and 2 cuz it a nice way to pupose.