Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I was planning to propose to my girlfriend. I got out the ring and… she did the same. Coincidentally, she'd planned to propose to me, so we'd both got rings. Too bad our perfect moment was ruined by the bigot who called us “lezzers” and poured a pitcher of beer over both our heads. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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arielhoee 9
Putting a ring in food/drink is a stupid idea in the first place, there's this think called "choking". (:
jchansfan 0
Wow way to go Officer Jump the Gun. You could have always tackled him on the way out after you were sure you knew what was going on... No, I do not know why i'm talking as if the police officer is here... :P
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abbeyburnet 0
did u think about the fact that she could have swallowed the ring. what if you had looked away and she drank it, choked....cliche!!!!! o my gosh..... the officer was an ass but he saved you from looking like a bigger fool when you GF choked on her wedding ring. and why would you want to put a ring that im sure you just spent alot of money on in some kind of food/drink. she is going to want to put it on her finger.... preferably without it being sticky..... eww...
markrrrrr 0
That's so fake... I mean why the hell would he TACKLE you? YDI for being a liar and YDI for being an idiot. :)
la_la_la_love_it 0
be glad he tackled you, it's a funny story and helped mar the effects of using such a horrible cliche :)
nuchey 0
lol fml for the cop not so much you!
olefan 0
sue that motherfucket
Vegi 0
hey now, that isn't all bad. now, you can propose at the police station. that's quite original isn't it?
horrorcane 0
this is halarious. YDI for slipping something in a girls drink in a public place. most guys get the restaurant staff involved so it doesnt look funny. this scene should be in a movie. cudos to the cop for looking out.
milhouse86 0
sooo... did she say yes?
jussjess 0
bad idea, anyway dude. /:
lostinma34 7
And...that's when you have the cop arrested for assault.