Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I was planning to propose to my girlfriend. I got out the ring and… she did the same. Coincidentally, she'd planned to propose to me, so we'd both got rings. Too bad our perfect moment was ruined by the bigot who called us “lezzers” and poured a pitcher of beer over both our heads. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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Top comments
arielhoee 9
Putting a ring in food/drink is a stupid idea in the first place, there's this think called "choking". (:
jchansfan 0
Wow way to go Officer Jump the Gun. You could have always tackled him on the way out after you were sure you knew what was going on... No, I do not know why i'm talking as if the police officer is here... :P
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Comments (87)
RavensRule97 0
this is more like F the officers life
Nirah_fml 18
Did she say yes?
primogen18 0
This sounds fake, I mean tackle? Really? My thoughts is that he would actually approach you first, I mean if he would have hurt you it would have been lawsuit city.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
was this him? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM
Yawn823 0
that does suck, but a bigger ydi cuz its so cliche
palleas_fml 0
giving out presents at birthdays is cliché... I guess all of you that call "ydi coz it's cliché" never accept presents at your birthdays (nor give out any at someone else's)?
fml_fuck_it 0
why didnt you just have the waiter or waitress do it u idiot
rawr_93 0
why is everyone so mad at the cop? maybe he wasn't acting as a cop, he was acting as a decent human being who doesn't want to let a girl drink something that has had something put into it. sure maybe tackling the guy was a little overboard, but no one would just walk over to the guy and politely ask "excuse me sir, are you planning to date rape this girl?"
completeloser 0
91, as a matter of fact, you could just ask, or you could just wait and see what happens. What you don't seem to understand is that this pig has serious problems, his job has gone to his head and he thinks he has to control everyone around him. So **** you for taking his side.
THysios 2
u just sound like some loser who thinks cops suck cause they dont let u use ur drugs or go 300 miles an hour. Yea maby he did overreact a little but u dont no the situation well enough to judge any of them
webkid110 0
so what did she say??????????????
Queenbea27 0
hey, at least you'll always have the best proposal story!