Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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Arsonnist 3
Heads or tails?
FFML_314 12
He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.
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Comments (88)
SupremeO 0
See a penny, pick it up and all the day you'll have...a penny. Unless a homeless person beats you up for it. FYL.
spoke1396 4
it's fond a peeny pick it up all day long u have good luck
Trollz4daLULZ 2
"fond a peeny"?! ad.,jnDSKJ>bnkJD>njakdbvjkldaGMG
ipodobsessed 0
?
lshelby94 0
don't steal his money and he won't steal yours
areforever 0
Learn to fight, Pansy ass.
jabbatie 0
see a penny pick it up if it's tails you'll get your ass beat by a hobo schmuck. see it's clearly stated that way and rhymes and everything
RamboNinja 0
tails it was on
bigfatunderwear 0
fake.
magaliwoodrock 19
never pick up penny, its bad luck! seriously every time i pick up a penny something bad happens
SpaceMannn 0
you picking up pennies for good luck + an angry hobo = getting your as beat by a hobo and missing an interview. You should trying picking up quarters for good luck instead?
vikki80 0
was the face up or down, it matters you know