Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
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Top comments
jaclynm 0
How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.
blue8795 0
Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?
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Comments (108)
youreawhore 0
And then? Did you man up and tell her it was you? If not, YDI. Though you should have man upped in the first place and asked her in person...
Kira_fml 0
What are you, 12?
astonmartin007 4
What are you an asshole
audiogasmic 0
....a note? are you in the fourth grade? good lord.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
How about you not ask out people you don't know?
tokyooo123 0
Probs should have talked to her...and not ask people out with notes
mikej1985 0
If this is in a classroom it would be funny if she asked the teacher who Mark H was and he/she replies with "I'm not sure, is he new?" LOL
Reasonable_man 0
Try talking to people before you ask them out? At least one real conversation, not just idle chit-chat, before asking them out? If not to actually get to know them then to filter out people like this: http://www.fmylife.com/work/761091
kdubyou 0
haha this happened in malcolm in the middle to reese. same exact situation. you stole it.
JoeBen_fml 5
Sounds like a line from the show Malcolm In The Middle: Reese: Because anything's better than the way things are now! I've had this cute lab partner in science for eight weeks now. Her name is Cheryl. I finally left Cheryl a note on her desk asking her out. And when she read it, she turned to me and said: "Do you know who Reese is?". So then she says, "Does ANYBODY know who Reese is?", and everybody shrugged. So I said, "Probably some nobody". And you know what? I was right.
JoeBen_fml 5
darn, kdubyou beat me to it