Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
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jaclynm 0
How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.
blue8795 0
Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?
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Comments (108)
RunWithScissors 0
sounds like what happened to reese in an episode of "Malcom in the Middle."
fifthwheel00 0
if youre gonna ask a girl out, she should at least know who you are idiot. YDI
mattmag 0
lol, you passed her a note to ask her out.
uhohh 0
i thought u were great in star wars!! jk
jerrycurls 1
Icyyyy It's pretty hard to ask out a girl in person. At least you did somethin.
Monty_Python 0
FYL for her not knowing who you were. YDI for using a note to ask her out.
VieDeMerde_fml 0
Everyone is being a little overly critical. Yes, I agree, if she didn't even know your name, then you shouldn't ask her out. (Then again, maybe He figured she DID know her name. Sometimes you can know someone who sits next to you, you just never properly introduced yourselves, so one person doesn't really know the other's name.) But, seriously. Some girls Do think it is sweet when a guy gives her a note. It's a different style of romance. Sometimes notes are very sweet, and can be very nice. Plus, with a note, you can always keep with you the "invitation" and if you get married and grow old together, you have this token that symbolises your love. It started it all. And.. If Mark H. had no courage, he would have never given this girl the note in the first place. Yes, it takes less courage to write a note than to go face-to-face, but ease-up on him.
timmytimmeh 0
omg are you mark hoppus!?
pgray18 0
grow a pair..
surt 0
notes are for little girls men talk to women