Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
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Top comments
jaclynm 0
How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.
blue8795 0
Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?
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Comments (108)
celtic7 0
Mark Hymer?
chickenxtoes 0
owh im sorry hun.
love_revived 0
I actually know a Mark H. as well! Are you a Mark Haller...? =P And like all the other comments, talk to the girl!
fuckmylife431413 0
get off this site..... now
Epic_Fail_Sauce 0
1. You deserve it cuz she didnt know your name 2. a note? wow, i wont even resort to that low 3. wow...just..........wooooooow
chewyy_fml 0
if you've talked to her before giving her the note, give up on her. if not, why the hell ask her out if u haven't talked to her
MHB8321 0
Are you in fifth grade..?
theoldGP 0
#1 is right lol. #80 i was just thinking that. lol this sounds so immature =P hahaha a note.
takran 0
#11 made me LOL, dating jungle of middle school.
morgannnnn 0
yes, middle school. u really shouldn't ask a girl out through a note...and putting your last initial...brings it down to a preschool level. seriously she would have been dumb to say yes..