yeyt209
Bismarck, United States
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
It's alive!
Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
Anonymous
United States
What a wonderful life
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
pantless
Sydney, Australia
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Anonymous
Not lovin' it.
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
FUCKKKS
United States
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
whyme
United States
Hit and run
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
stardustveins
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
idiot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Wake up
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
mazey93
Newport, United Kingdom
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML
Top comments
loserman67 36
Well, that's what you get for either: A: Being drunk or B: Eating that crap. Could have been worse, you could have been woken up by a clown.
allard 14
Did he buy you a McWakeTheFuckUp?
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Comments (91)
momo1972 3
Must have been a donut shop in the same center, curious....why is that an FML?
Il_Maestro 6
I didn't know dogs could blush. Learn something new everyday!
MsKittyKatWeber 10
Lamest FML, ever.
CoconutOil 7
I'm lovin' it.
jadamsclassic 5
at least you weren't driving when you passed out...
quandtu 3
I hate being woken up by cops.
cnorris31 2
Thats alright just get a happy meal afterward.
noisebox 1
Did he try to steal your big Mac or give you a big wack?
ItsTaylorGang 0
Maybe if you were drunk or blitzed out of your mind it would've been bad. But this, who cares?
ma1_eatley 2
The McDonalds people probably called it in as a suspicious person or somebody thought he might be ill and requested a welfare check. He wouldn't get a DUI. Car was in a parking lot not a public roadway. I'm betting he was drunk. PI at worst. I've been the cop knocking on the window on numerous occasions.