Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Top comments
MissSmiley613 0
Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!
fueledbyellie 0
Your parents sound awfully charming.
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Comments (94)
karinka 0
Meg from family guy
nava21 0
Jack off for 2 days straight
Gothgrl39 0
I would come to your party... But I live in New Zealand and the only way I would travel that far is to compete on the Rodeo circuit.
Hanban 0
I'll bring the food. :D
z3r0nline 0
ur parents r assholes so FYL
martron3000 5
Throw a massive party, then burn the house down--that'll teach 'em! (get your stuff out before the fire, tho)
Gothgrl39 0
Real clever if you want to be a hobo till your parents come back and build a new house
Reyo 2
Now wait...did they physically say the words "unpoppular" and "unattractive" or did they just say "We trust you not to throw any parties" and you came up with the insults by yourself?
Mustardnight 3
Hehe my parents always trust me and im not like that. Hey wait...
omgxwtfxheather 2
uh and why are you complaining? you have the house for 2 days! throw a bad ass ******* party and get laid a few times make sure to leave the house a mess and when your parents freak out tell them they shouldn't have talked shit ha
benniful 0
hahaaa... pwned
itspimpz 0
i don't belive you op.. for some wired reason.