Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Pleonasm 36
Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games. Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
ozpunker 20
Cook meth to spite them.
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Comments (82)
Elmo_83 3
Damn!
feelingold 18
Ugly people have sex too. There's an old saying my papa once shared with me: "dirty water still quenches fire." Yep.
evilraider 5
Op what's your number you can say **** you dad after we do the same
chowE_fml 4
OP it's ok! Tell you parents not to speak too soon. Everyone knows that after high school the ugly nerd ALWAYS turns into the hot ****. Go from geek to chic & bedroom freak.
Pleonasm 36
Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games. Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
HowAreYouToday 34
Virginity is overrated.
sikunt89_fml 16
I love WoW
rizzybear 4
Yeah morals are overrated too...
Kazenoe 24
I lost my virginity to someone I met on WoW, so can't say that plan is foolproof...
narkill 13
Am I the only one worried about 45's possible molestation?
squideth 18
I'm sorry, but how does valuing your own personal virginity give you morals? Morals have nothing to do with virginity. At all. If you're a virgin and value it, great. If you don't care about virginity and don't see it as a big deal, great. Neither of you are superior to the other, as long as you both are responsible. I'm personally surprised that you people seem so okay with judging others because they have different views on their own bodies. Pretty sad.
Nekogami 14
Lol! My parents viewed my addiction to video games as a means to keep me out of trouble as well. Win/win scenario. It didn't help prevent my loss of virginity but it certainly kept me away from drugs and alcohol. Lol.
Xivion 19
#45 Now was that in game or...?
dunebro 15
So WoW, Xbox and gaming is for ugly virgin-nerds?
jessejamesc 8
I went on a date with this girl twice. I'll never forget what she said to me "dont worry, as soon as I get my WoW membership ill loose a ton of weight cause I spend all my time playing and don't eat much." ...Metabolism fail.
ozpunker 20
Cook meth to spite them.
flockz 20
easy there, walter.
ozpunker 20
What's this Walter business? I'm just a crack head.
ColdplaySucks 18
Walter White is the main character who cooks meth to pay for his cancer treatment in AMC's Breaking Bad.
ksks1234 33
You forgot to tell her to get knocked up as well.
ozpunker 20
Cook meth to spite them.
freakinfantastic 9
prove them wrong?
Msraina 8
No one can be ugly on the outside when they're beautiful on the inside. There's also nothing wrong with being a nerd. I'm not saying prove them wrong, though. Just don't take comments like that to heart.
gc327072 31
"The best thing a girl can be in this world is a nerd, an ugly nerd." Wait that's not how the quote goes…
euphoricness 28
I will fix it for you, " The best thing a girl can be in this world... Of Warcraft, is a nerd, an ugly nerd." :D
Tempest151 11
Show them! Just start bootleggin' black tar. Or maybe not. Either way surprise yourself
Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16
How horrible of them, OP. However, if they are going by stereotypes, then you can too. Have fun in the future when your current hard work has paid off. Have fun laughing all the way to the bank when you stop being that "ugly nerd" and are "the successful young person" And finally, have fun laughing at your parents who slated you all those years ago. :)
babyblueyes 27
Nerds are never ugly, just a lower level nerd then the rest!
slickchrome 11
Prove them wrong go get knocked up
MrClean17 15
I always thought teen pregnancy was a problem, but apparently now its a solution!