Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Marialani 10
Whale that wasn't very nice of them
mintymandy 11
I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.
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jamesr792 6
Sounds like you need some:.............Bulimia.
marramrammar 2
I say you get a killer physical train get finer than them all! When you are about to get married to that wealthy arse guy, and the wedding planning event repeat that moment they did not know you heard. As you place the very same clan at the table closest to the trash or kitchen. I believe revenge is a great motivator, and best served cold!!!
dreishot 1
for her wedding gift, you should mail her a gift box with the "recording" of that conversation inside....
iamthunder 4
You should came back with "Speaking of whales I heard there's a video going viral on the internet right now of your Fiance drunk at a party and offering to give out some Free Willy to all the guys.
codogan09 2
Wait until the wedding and get your revenge on that b*tch! Idk how you'll get you mum back.
laamarissa 1
I feel incredibly bad for you. Be happy OP, don't let them bring you down.
metalhead88 9
Should of punched her in the face and gave her a black eye
hplover7 11
I HATE families like this! Families should be supportive and loving and not care about their children's looks. I am truly sorry OP
Swimmer2199 5
If I were you I wouldn't go to the wedding.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
I love how nobody is taking the bride's side her. This is her one and only wedding day, that she can only do once. It's not the bride's fault that her sister decided to hit the buffet for 5 helpings. The bride has no responsibility to her cow of a sister to have her in the wedding so her feelings aren't hurt. The wedding is about the bride and groom, not a whiny fatass sister.