Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Top comments
Marialani 10
Whale that wasn't very nice of them
mintymandy 11
I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.
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allliseee 8
repeat the exact words while talking to her and your mom. then tell them you are happy you got such a loving family and walk away.
booblla 4
Would planting hardcore drugs in the wedding limo and tipping off the cops be too much or a revenge plan?
HerRoyalDykeness 5
that is cruel. hateful family!!
ohhotdamn99 6
That's a bitch move on both their parts. I wouldn't want anything to do with that wedding.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Gonna have to say You Deserve It if you're obese. You can't eat like a pig and then want to look pretty and get invited to clubs, parties or be a bridesmaid. You have to choose.
Kleptoman_fml 2
Print out a picture of Shamu and somehow place it or hold it so it will -without her knowing be in ALL of her wedding photos.
DanielleinDC 34
Or slap together a pair of muddy shoes as she's standing next to you.
AgentPlatypus73 8
Give her shit for a wedding present. Literally. Go to a dog park, fill a box with discarded dog poop, wrap it and give it to her. Label it "To: Bitch. From: Shamu." So she knows you overheard her being a bitch.
Blahblah9921 4
tell them both to go to hell
shades1989 6
I wouldn't even go... ACTUALLY dress up in shamu colors on spite