Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Top comments
Marialani 10
Whale that wasn't very nice of them
mintymandy 11
I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.
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Comments (146)
anthony99 14
Your sister is a ****
KenziDionne 14
If it were me I wouldn't even go to the wedding and I wouldn't speak to them until they apologize for what they said, or I would purposely ruin her wedding and not feel bad about it
pax369 2
Op, why not keep it simple and just email them the link for this. You don't have to say anything and they can read up on how they've been deservedly shamed but only if you can handle the fall out. These two "females" you are unfortunately related to will no doubt try to find a way to blame you.
teentee401 37
*now *to
angrymexicanwee 8
Thats what you get for being fat
senor_octubre 24
Don't allow your sister or your mother to be a part of your wedding
fantasyworld 39
I wouldn't go to the wedding.
fantasyworld 39
Just skip.
criley221 19
I agree with #55....where an expensive and gorgeous WHITE dress to her wedding and then photobomb ALLLLL night! HAH. She will just love looking back on memories of being a total bitch on "her special day". What an ass...Sorry OP, I'm sure you ARE BEAUTIFUL just the way your are! :)
mikuxxhatsune 32
Yeah and you have the sister having her "wedding ruined" because the shade of her shoes is one shade too light and the lighting isn't at the right angle and she storms out of her own wedding and demands a better wedding with celebrity bridesmaids.