Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Top comments
Marialani 10
Whale that wasn't very nice of them
mintymandy 11
I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.
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Comments (146)
ihpp 22
family can be so cruel sometimes.
zombienationxo 9
Your mom and sister sound like a bitch, if they were my family I would never talk to them again.
JKROB 16
hint hint. lose weight and get healthy
buttcramp 21
just because OP is heavier than her sister doesn't mean she is unhealthy. I know people who weigh way more than me who could run a mile in half the time. don't be rude.
gigi1981 13
Very true; I used to be significantly overweight, ok let's me honest obese but was always fit and active. Much fitter than my thin friends who are shit, smoked and did no exercise but remained thin.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Actually health experts have recently publicly stated that having excess body fat is unhealthy by definition, because it also means that excess fat is also distributed all through your insides, covering your organs. So no, you can't be fat and healthy at the same time.
xadoringx 29
Ouch :/ that's brutal
1jordan1 11
Your family sounds like terrible people
Rkzm2012 2
Well? Do you look like Shamu?
sniffting 4
what a pair of saddos...
JMichael 26
I say when you get married don't allow her or your mom to be in the wedding. But you may not be the kind of person to stoop to their level.
Chiveoholic 4
what did the note say?
quobae001 3
Some mom and sister they are... Wow.