Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Top comments
Marialani 10
Whale that wasn't very nice of them
mintymandy 11
I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.
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Comments (146)
TheLadyOpal 30
Well, it's obvious enough who she gets it from!
nelyra 5
It's true that being black and white could be problematic.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Find the list of wedding guests and uninvite them on behalf of your sister because the wedding has been canceled.
perdix 31
Explain to your sister that she'll look thin by comparison in the photos. Getting fat chicks as bridemaids is a lot easier than pre-wedding crash diets.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Lol! Maybe they have them for hire. "Rent-A-Whale"
christian_slate 16
Order a Shamu mug or hat from Sea World, wrap up said gift, then have someone bring it to the bridal shower or the wedding. Don't go to whichever event you send the gift, so she can wonder why you aren't there and why she's an awful person.
breakinlegs 19
Wow passive aggressive much? Yah that will not be strengthening the relationship anytime soon...
EmsyyyRose13 24
#86, I don't think OP wants to strengthen the relationship.
Alchemist_21 26
Shamu on your mother and sister for being so rude and disrespectful. FYL
buttcramp 21
**** them. family is family! my sister was my maid of honor and she's overweight!
BexBaby86 21
That was uncalled for. Family or not, to hell with them. No way I would want to be part of her day. Hopefully something goes wrong for her. Karma is a bitch!
limitedition 25
I am sorry your sister is so shallow she doesn't want her Sister, flesh and blood to stand up for her on such an important day. Trust me, it's hard enough being a bridesmaid with a regular, non-mega bitch bride, you don't want to be too closely involved in the planning of this.
cmb8280 24
I'm sorry, OP. There's nothing funny about your own family being so cruel. **** 'em