Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, my seven year-old daughter called me a weirdo. When I yelled and grounded her, she cried and said she thought “weirdo” was a compliment. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
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Top comments
Goose_fml 0
The problem is that you took offense at what your daughter said. Kids say things like that, and when they say them, they're usually true. What were you trying to do, give your daughter a guilt-trip? It obviously didn't work.
potatopeeler 0
You raised her.
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Comments (85)
earwig12 1
Jeez, man up for God's sake.
livelovemusic 0
hahaha man up, what a little pisser, i'd be proud. that girl is going to OWN every guy when she's older.
jon_cohen 0
props for the daughter u should man up she was trying to make her grandma feel better
24788 7
To bad next time she's crying you can't just say man up. You can't win with kids.
maphineRAWRS 10
I would :P
muffy_da_bear 0
haha wow thats sooo funny but sad but still really really funny and i agree with 56
FlatBaby 0
Kids have a thing by jugding their parents =S They speak honestly, so.. Its your fault if you are flabby
dmipotc 0
i agree with your child, i think you should man up. Either take the comment and stop whining, or let the child know who's boss. p.s. your child is a legend, lol
somethingawesome 9
Well, maybe you need to listen to your child and actually man up.
love4all4 0
I hate ur kid, but she got style.
bball1031boy 0
LMAO!! Best kid ever! Way to raise 'em mom!!