jess
Out of it
Today, I was screamed at and called an idiot for trying to turn on an unplugged lamp. I haven’t slept in 5 days. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
skj
Excuses, excuses
Today, I asked my mom why the lamp in the living room wasn’t working. She immediately plugged it in, it worked, and she called me a complete idiot. I haven’t slept in a week. FML
aireun
United States
Slapstick
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Anonymous
Shocking
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
stupid!!!
Light bulb moment
Today, my lamp wouldn’t turn on. I spent a good 10 minutes looking for a replacement bulb before I thought to check if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Anonymous
Montréal, Canada
Today, I crawled under a table to plug in a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug in a f***ing lamp. FML
IAmJacksDeflatedHappiness
My kingdom for a lock
Today, I asked my family not to disturb me while I slept, as I had hit over 72 hours of insomnia. My family must have heard me say, “Come in every 20 minutes and wake me up with whatever banal shit you can think of.” I gave up when my mother-in-law decided to enter my room and start vacuuming the floor. FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
leogs23
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
maya
Emergency room time
Today, I was called a "wimp" and a "pussy" for crying and screaming after lightly bumping my hand on a wall. It’s been five hours and it still feels as though my skin is being ripped off the bones in my hand. FML
Top comments
ejfs 8
Please sleep. Your brain is literally dying right now.
ass 11
Oh my gosh you need to get some rest! Not like in a condescending way but in a genuinely concerned way, you need to get some sleep
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Oh, I see, you're a sleep-deprived idiot. Much better.
ejfs 8
Please sleep. Your brain is literally dying right now.
ass 11
Oh my gosh you need to get some rest! Not like in a condescending way but in a genuinely concerned way, you need to get some sleep
bidet 10
At least we know it wasn't light from the lamp that was keeping you from sleeping for those five days..