Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
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Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML
Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML
Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML
Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML
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shaagy2760 13
I think it's a sign to get a car and a license
thejewishfuhrer 17
Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...
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Comments (88)
ryggsekk 8
l got a cheese knife for my 16th birthday, two weeks before my dad beat me up infront of my cusin/my only friend at the time, thus we didn't talked so much because he was scared and shit. That was the start of my epic journey of sociapathy and suicidal thoughts. but don't worry, after i was diagnosed with testicular cancer l changed my life, by my ******* lonely.
danial1214 21
Have you been a bad boy lately?
glamorous18 10
get the hint? get a license, get a car & move out.
james9120 7
Maybe it's a sign... For more to come!!
queeennnale 18
Lmao dude
hannnahmarie 14
Maybe their going to get you a car...?
nycwrestler 17
Steal their car, crash it, and use your present.
onorexveritas 24
they're thinking ahead
imperialtl 12
Maybe it's a sign for you to get your act together.
beautycrush495 10
Maybe it's a hint that u r getting a car