Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
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Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML
Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML
Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML
Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML
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shaagy2760 13
I think it's a sign to get a car and a license
thejewishfuhrer 17
Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...
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Comments (88)
bwzwally8 15
Look on the bright side if you get a flat or run out of gas you don't have to do it yourself.
monkey2000 6
HE DOESN'T HAVE A CAR
bwzwally8 15
That's for when he does!
Shilokitten666 19
#16- why are you yelling????
WrongRomance 11
Umm.. Well, perhaps it will be handy in a few years? Maybe you should give it to someone who can use it, and get the feeling of giving for Christmas.
misanmiqi13 6
didn't you ask why them gave you that
evebright 5
Wow. My boyfriend gave me AAA on our 1st Christmas together. We almost didn't have a 2nd, but it turns out he's a good one. Five years and counting!
winkydog4056 16
#14_But Winky is assuming that YOU have a license and an automobile when the 'one' gave you such a heartfelt gift.
billyz77 24
You don't take hints very well, do you? They want you to get a car and move out of their house.
mclauren29 22
But don't want you to break down without having anyone to call for assistance. Cruel AND kind!
mbuck87 19
No, they also don't want you to call them when something goes wrong. They'll get you an emergency credit card next and never have to talk to you again OP
SanaSazi 32
Maybe there's a car in yr future
BellaBelle_fml 23
After you typed out every other word in your comment, you couldn't have typed out your as well?! Or add a period?
pl18 10
It's a hint of what your getting later!
ICastillo 25
Well Op they just want to make sure well you're walking down the street you don't bust a shoe lace or something when you're alone those things can be difficult to handle by yourself.
winkydog4056 16
#21_Right...'Roadside Assistance, how can I help you?' 'Uh, I busted my shoelace trying to rescue a cat from a tree. Can you bring me a new shoelace, a pretty pink one?'. 'Go get it yourself cockbite!' Yeah, that worked real well.....
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#57- Wow, I'm surprised you didn't refer to yourself in the third person at all in that comment.
Bright_Lights 14
That is so horrible of your parents - they don't even deserve to have children if they're going to treat them like that.
barefootchic 6
I didn't know it was child abuse when your kids don't get what they want.
Onmyzephyr 5
Of course, quick someone call CPS.
florido_fml 10
Nobody gets what they want for christmas, thats why the best gift is the one you give yourself :)