Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
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Jimboom 12
So you opened the car door without either having a leash on the dog or ready in case your dog tried to bolt? Sorry to say but YDI.
jmmille 0
That sucks op. My dogs always try to escape when I take them to the vet, but luckily I have a leash on them.
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Comments (102)
momo1972 3
I D I O T
ohJeeznotme 7
Ever hear of a LEASH? It is this long rope that you use to keep your dog within a safe distance and to prevent them from running away. Your dog was too smart for you. YDI
crzy4ubaby69 0
I agree.
inerdablanket 4
I don't know if you know this, but a leash doesn't permanently attach your dog to your hand. Some dogs can be strong enough to get the leash out of your hand.
deathshead 19
like my large rottweiler, especially when its my 12 year old brother holding the leash
iluvhobos 5
this should be in Bo Burnham's Ironic song XD
aleshavan 3
lol. tell me if this worked
princessjasmine2_fml 0
Ah, irony. Never fails to make me laugh.
RavenNight 0
awww :( on another note, oh teh irony XD
Gmanster64 4
Oh the irony, the delicious irony!
TheDrifter 24
If he bolted at his first opportunity, that wasn't really your dog, just a dog you happened to posess.
LOLSWAT 0
to hell with that ungrateful mutt
mandycandy1288 0
awwe I'm sorry :(