Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, after I injured my left wrist from holding my nephew the wrong way for too many hours on New Year's, and found out that it would optimistically take 4-6 weeks to heal, this morning I managed to give myself second degree burns on my right hand from handling a tray I didn't know was hot. So that's three weeks with no hands. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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talldude4u 3
Just not your day. Maybe tomorrow will hold something better.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
niceeee :) well atleast you can still type so you can cry about it on FML :)
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Comments (87)
sunnysurfchick 0
that shit hurts!
docscientist 10
Your hand wants a divorce.
xDancer101x 0
I think it time to actually start acting careful
j_cat187 20
my fml was better but it was drug related so they wont post it
Emster689 0
I know how u feel I've only had 2 xrays and it was bc of clumsyness. The first one was bc I dropped a table on my toe than 3 months later I tripped over something and snaked my foot on my bed frame and broke my pinkie toe:P
RandomNchic 1
nice ... lol
BeanPole329 0
sucks man
shakeTHEworld 12
I think it was self-harming. o_O
islandcarrie 2
gotta hate those days. My toes are almost always bloody because i am forever stubbing them
Krilleee 5
been there done that...