Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Loose fit
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Strange metric
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0
how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?
kellanlvr 1
I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o
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Comments (159)
Tigg3r 3
Guess she's not dating anybody with a foot fetish. Lame...I know.
TheApologist 0
oh god I would kill myself if I got stretch marks anywhere! to get them on your feet though, wouldn't there have to be fat there? how dyou get fat there!?
AYsalchicha 3
77 you're an idiot. you would kill yourself because of stretch marks?
Apparatus333 0
77, at least we all know you aren't developed at all because if you were you'd have at LEAST some stretch marks on your boobs. *bitch slap*
5t3ff1k4h 47
77, are you human? Yeah? Good. Are you a growing human? Yeah, probably in that you've grown at least some, regardless of whether it's height or width in the last several years. Know what that means? Since it's normal to get stretch marks as a growing human, you'll probably get them. They can range from super light to super dark. I'm glad this means the world will be ridding itself of a little more stupidity.
TOL_fml 6
Oh my...well thts a new one! Lmao but with all kidding aside you should get some nutrition help cuz there's nothing funny bout heart disease and other risk factors
triggerit 5
or she identified a wrong place of her body either she just plays with fml readers
ThatBrownChick 0
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? wooooooow trippy
ladyluck82 9
I just wanna know how my comment was moderated when I said nothing offensive????? Just that I didn't think stretchmarks on your FEET were possible....I feel bad for OP, FYL...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sounds like your comment questioned the validity of the FML, which is against the rules. You can try PMing a mod or emailing the staff to ask, if it bothers you that much. PM me if you need mod names.
TheNewGuy03 29
1) self-control. 2) cardio. bye. |the kid|
kristian221 0
I got stretch marks on my belly and arms... I didn't know you could get them anywhere else. fyl cause that's gonna be a bitch to lose and stretch marks are forever.
only_exception12 0
fyl :/
CaliSurferGurl 0
I ment