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besosforme Sacramento, United States

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

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besosforme 26

Actually... It was! I'm thinking about breaking the contract with this company (after they pick up the finger- and the rest of the waste, of course). They've been nothing but unreliable and difficult to work with.

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unidentifieduser 23

I used to love the word "marinate" but this has forever ruined it for me.

rieebee 23

"Smell my finger!"

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Comments (42)

TomatoGuts 10

Great, now I know what to have for dinner.

LittleRed79 39

Nothing?

Llama_Face89 34

Finger food!'

rkdstp1995 25

i feel like im probably going to hear about a mutated finger that sprouted arms and legs and became an evil mastermind pretty soon.

Handsome_Jack2 10

Gotta hand it to those guys, they really came a cut below.

wvcheesehead 13

Op probably works at McDonalds.

metalhead4740 14

Sure, McDonald's is disgusting, but I didn't know that they needed a biohazard disposal container

joli_bean 10

Why are people clicking YDI if it's not even OP's fault that the waste wasn't picked up?

Thorzix 23

FML has trolls too, sadly.

random_cashmere 25

and FML also has peple that accidentally click the wrong button.

cre8tvlylicnsd 14

Today, I lost a finger. After signing onto FML, I got to read about how it was inconveniencing another person. FML.

RedPillSucks 33

was it a middle finger? cause it seems thats what the disposal company is giving you

besosforme 26

Actually... It was! I'm thinking about breaking the contract with this company (after they pick up the finger- and the rest of the waste, of course). They've been nothing but unreliable and difficult to work with.

buckdharma 38

Be sure to give the new guys a head start, and let them know that even though you have cold feet, you'll try to be all ears. Just don't stick your neck out till you see eye to eye.

JRo308 6

Gotta ask where u located? Please say it's not the mid-Atlantic region

BlondePsycho 43

If you're not doing anything else with that biowaste maybe you can use it to make soap. Call Tyler for the instructions.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

I believe they used fat, not fingers.

gobiteme2 34

It won’t be bad if you use the right sauce.