Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
Jaoriprilj 17
@3 Exactly what I came in to say. (Well, not word for word, but...)
iknowimawesome 13
I'm sure you're just over analyzing things right now.
myztical 2
Ugh. My husband and I both have brown eyes and our daughter has blue! Don't be such a fool. Things skip for generations all the time
my_name_is_earl 9
I can see it now.. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
upsidedownfrownn 5
That don't mean a thing
mongoose80 4
You are out of your mind. First, even if we accept for the sake of argument that your sister did cheat on her husband with someone with blue eyes, freckles, and dimples in his family, why do you jump to the conclusion that it was with your husband, and not one of the millions of other people with blue eyes, freckles, and dimples in their family? I pity your husband. Second, as numerous others have noted, your reasoning is completely ignorant of genetics. Blue eyes are a recessive trait. Blue eyes MUST run in your sister's family, or it would be impossible for her to have a child with blue eyes. Blue eyes must also run in your sister's husband's family if she didn't cheat on him, but if you're wrong about whether blue eyes run in YOUR OWN FAMILY, why on earth should you expect to be right about whether or not blue eyes run in your sister's husband's family?
ras24ras 0
Did you ever take Bio? If so do you remember the topic of dominate and recessive traits? Just because they do not run in your family doesn't mean they are not there.
spottyblanket 8
Op you sound crazy
momo1972 3
So what are you complaining about?
abjohnston4 1
I think you're jumping to conclusions, if your sister cheated it might not have even been with your husband. Blue eyes and dimples are common traits.