Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
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Top comments
theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
cobanjo 2
STFU
BATGIRL13 0
Blue eyes are recessive. Even if the kid IS your husbands, both your husband AND sister would have to carry the blue eye trait. Therefore, blue eyed run in your family somewhere.
amire23 4
I dont get the problem.
HappyJello 7
OP has jumped to the conclusion that her husband slept with her sister, and that her "nephew" is her stepson.
shawnaishere 14
Wait a second. Do you know your in-laws family that well. I mean going far to his grandparents? Stop trying to find a fault on your husband.
numbersystem 4
It would appear that the only proper course of action now is for OP to have a baby by her sisters' husband, right?
ryra88 4
recessive traits!! besides the apperence doesn't mean anything. I'm sure you don't know your ancestors from hundreds of years ago
WoundsHeal 3
Maybe she cheated with some other dude not your husband but yea she you know he cheated
HappyJello 7
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
strawberryspacejam 11
incest maybe?
LadyJoker21 0
Beat her ass fam!!!!