Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
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Top comments
theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
babyshaft408 8
Sister wives season 3 commen soon
greendpop 3
Recessive traits for all three of those... Overreacting
tjack033 2
Get a paternity test. Then swing at em' like tiger woods' ex wife.
zach8771 3
Maury! Maury!
kaitie5628 0
:/ i dunno wht to say? maybe ur overthinking it!:/ u should be able to trust him...:/ sorry
kx1234 3
The genetics tells it all. You can't assume but if your really that worried get it checked
polkadot10125 3
just because your nephew looks like your husband doesnt mean he is the dad. i look exactly like my cousin but trust me, my parents and her parents did not do it with each other. some traits can be through distant relatives and it can also be just a councidence. dont make such hasty conclusions about a situation when you dont know for sure what happened.
tolazytomakeanam 2
To all of you saying that those are recessive traits that just now showed up you do realize that those are 3 recessive traits and that the odds of inheriting them all in one generation after no previous generations have had them is close to impossible right? For one red hair requires both carriers to have it and to have no dominant alleles. Although freckles are sex linked with red hair in most cases the fact that there are dimples seems a bit much.
hellonyancat 6
She didn't say anything about red hair?
YesyDidWhat 0
Omg I'm soo sorry! I hope it's not what your thinking.
tracyle 2
If you distrust your husband so much it's time to get a divorce. Trust is the glue that holds marriages together and without it it really doesn't matter what a paternity test might tell you.